Alternately titled "Stay away from my goddamn lady friend".
nasubionna, one of my longtime favorite artists, is drawing Kristanna art! She mentioned wanting to see Hans get his ass handed to him by Kristoff, and that’s a sentiment I can get behind. (Not that Anna needs any help handing anybody their ass.)
I don’t think Kristoff would actually dismember anybody, but I imagine Hans drawing his sabre and Kristoff kind of smirking, pulling a couple of hatchets from his pack — “I sure hope you know how to throw that thing” — and Hans would run like the six-fingered man.
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second reaction: dang, wish i could draw hands that well!
Love the Princesses Bride reference buy the way.
You fantastic person, you.
On that note, I freaking love Kristoff's hatchets and would love to see him use them sometime. Warring or climbing or even picking his teeth, dun care, I wanna see mountain man in action.
I kinda see it going so that first Hans seems to have the upper hand, his sword having a longer reach, and him probably having extensive training with it. But then Kristoff gets right in his face, more an angry bear than a duelist, and Hans kinda goes 'oh shit', because he suddenly realizes that he needs a lot more room to swing his sword than Kristoff does to use his hatchets. (Insert a mental image of Kristoff snagging the shoulder of that ridiculous jacket Hans wore for most of the film with one of his hatchets, and reeling him in for a headbutt. Mmmm...)
And it would end with Kristoff nailing Hans' sleeve to a wall/tree/fence with one hatchet, and then stepping back. He fingers his remaining hatchet for a while, maybe tossing it in the air a couple times to test the balance while smirking at Hans, who's furiously tugging at his trapped arm. But in the end Kristoff just goes 'nah' and turns to Anna, who happily skips over to him for a victory snog.
His outfit and the colour scheme really remind me of Zuko's outfit, or any Fire Nation ensemble, from ATLA.
except it melts in your eyes
but that kindof sounds weird