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How good is your aim by lily-fox How good is your aim by lily-fox

Alternately titled "Stay away from my goddamn lady friend".

nasubionna, one of my longtime favorite artists, is drawing Kristanna art! She mentioned wanting to see Hans get his ass handed to him by Kristoff, and that’s a sentiment I can get behind. (Not that Anna needs any help handing anybody their ass.)

I don’t think Kristoff would actually dismember anybody, but I imagine Hans drawing his sabre and Kristoff kind of smirking, pulling a couple of hatchets from his pack — “I sure hope you know how to throw that thing” — and Hans would run like the six-fingered man.


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materials: PS8
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:iconsoulcracker-563:
Soulcracker-563 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015
He looks ready to cut some heads haha. Awesome!
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:iconfrenzy5150:
Frenzy5150 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
first reaction: yum!!!!
second reaction: dang, wish i could draw hands that well!
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:iconmidnights-starlight:
Midnights-Starlight Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
"My name is Kristoff Bjorgman. You conned my girlfriend. Prepare to die."
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Padfoot116 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
like the six fingered man reference :)
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Mauia88 Featured By Owner May 25, 2014
For some reason, when I first saw this pic and read the title, I imagined a more darker story of Kristoff being forced to throw those weapons in his hands to a tied up Anna by a third, unnamed evil figure. The point of course, is for him to miss Anna's body when he aims and throws.
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:iconabigailthenerd:
AbigailTheNerd Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Wow... Finally more people who think like me....
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:iconmauia88:
Mauia88 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
I couldn't help it. My dark thinking cap was on. ^^;
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UnderTheTableSketch Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Student General Artist
I adore your art, and this is going straight to my favs! Great job as always!I am a dummy! La la la la +fav 
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erundle Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I love this so much! It's just amazing and I love the use of color. Also love the alternate title and the "six-fingered man" Princess Bride reference!
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:icon10flyingunicorns:
10flyingunicorns Featured By Owner May 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooooo such an intense stare! *swoon*
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Wolvengra Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Huh... Love the piece and I honestly don't know why but I'm reminded of the Huntsman from Snow White and The Huntsman (Not knocking the pic, it's REALLY good.) I love the alternate title by the way. :3
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tonystardreamer Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I could completely see that scene happening.

Love the Princesses Bride reference buy the way. :D
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:icontazi-san:
Tazi-san Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
If only this happened in the movie.. If only... but he had to sit in the back like a good little supporting character/love interest.
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lovethenarutohoties2 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Alex: all i think is 'and then everything changed when the fire nation attacked'
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:icondontaskaboutit:
DontAskAboutIt Featured By Owner May 25, 2014  Student General Artist
I was thinking the same thing...
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dustiphoenix Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You have GOT to add in the manly huff while he's settling the hatchets into his grips. ^_^ Personally, I'd take small knives and axes over a long sword. Haven't got the reach, and all, you know ;D
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DragonsLover1 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014
I wasn't gonna comment on this until you threw in a Princess Bride quote and won me over.

You fantastic person, you.

On that note, I freaking love Kristoff's hatchets and would love to see him use them sometime. Warring or climbing or even picking his teeth, dun care, I wanna see mountain man in action.
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MaRina731 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I really like when the sensible, kind of soft characters break out of role when they get really angry! :) Wonderful!

:+fav:'d
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:iconjlivia:
Jlivia Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Perfection!
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:iconalake84:
alake84 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
“I sure hope you know how to throw that thing” - <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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:icondanirap:
danirap Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Kristoff never looked so badass before. xD
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:icongilove2dance:
Gilove2dance Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
OMG YES...your picture, your scenario, just YES
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TheDevilReborn Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Oh! I love it! He looks so sexy! Anna probable wants to bed him right on the spot! I think I've fainted. 
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:iconnerisiren:
NeriSiren Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Bahahaha, I love the scenario you described.  And hot damn, Kristoff looks pretty damn hot! :)
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djinn-world Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Professional General Artist
Like it!
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:iconmerrypaws:
merrypaws Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Why, hello new headcanon.
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Is it a pretty good fight, in your headcanon? :)
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merrypaws Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Depends which side you're cheering for, really.

I kinda see it going so that first Hans seems to have the upper hand, his sword having a longer reach, and him probably having extensive training with it. But then Kristoff gets right in his face, more an angry bear than a duelist, and Hans kinda goes 'oh shit', because he suddenly realizes that he needs a lot more room to swing his sword than Kristoff does to use his hatchets. (Insert a mental image of Kristoff snagging the shoulder of that ridiculous jacket Hans wore for most of the film with one of his hatchets, and reeling him in for a headbutt. Mmmm...)

And it would end with Kristoff nailing Hans' sleeve to a wall/tree/fence with one hatchet, and then stepping back. He fingers his remaining hatchet for a while, maybe tossing it in the air a couple times to test the balance while smirking at Hans, who's furiously tugging at his trapped arm. But in the end Kristoff just goes 'nah' and turns to Anna, who happily skips over to him for a victory snog.
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lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Dude, if I were any good at storyboarding, I would do that so fuckin' fast! This is 100% perfect.
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alake84 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014
Maybe try? for the training and improvement? :P
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fluffy-fuzzy-ears Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Awesome! I love serious!Kristoff.

His outfit and the colour scheme really remind me of Zuko's outfit, or any Fire Nation ensemble, from ATLA. 
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lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Echh, I was afraid there would be some kind of Legend of Korra likeness there. Definitely not my intention.
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fluffy-fuzzy-ears Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh hey I don't think it's a bad thing.. The outfit styles just resemble each other. 
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:iconlutheranchick:
LutheranChick Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014
Yeah, I totally thought Kristoff was wearing a fire nation get-up when I first saw this.  :)
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LicoriceMoyashi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GWAHHH I love your art, guh guh, so savory, yes that's the word, like rich, fresh, organic chocolate that melts in your mouth
except it melts in your eyes
but that kindof sounds weird
:heart:
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2014
Ha! No, I love it. Visual chocolate. I'm gonna use that!
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LicoriceMoyashi Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay!! Vocal chocolate is another good one, like a chocolatey voice mmm like David Bowie :heart:
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Silverilix Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
and this is why I love following your stuff, great art, and ideas I can get behind!
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
Well, I'm glad! (:
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:iconvictoreia:
victoreia Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
I love the Princess Bride ref in the description. :happybounce: 
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
I love that everybody caught the reference!
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RainbowStr8ghtJacket Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:Psychedelic: 
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:iconnasubionna:
nasubionna Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
**dreamy sigh**
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:iconpriority-mail:
Priority-Mail Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Ah goat love
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:iconineia:
Ineia Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student General Artist
Woah, this gives him a new level of awesomeness.
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
But he has so many various levels of awesomeness already.
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:iconhakari-chan:
Hakari-chan Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ooh, angry kristoff! I love it! If looks could kill he wouldn't even need the hatchets!
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
You said it. :D If looks could kill, it'd be like that scene in Resident Evil -- Hans would look around and then slowly slide in half. Yechh...
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StrandsOfMelody Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I SAW THIS ON TUMBLR AND SEEING THIS AGAIN ON DA MAKES ME EXCITED <3
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:iconlily-fox:
lily-fox Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
Ha! I'm glad!
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