Yeah what's up girl

The boys try to be studly and machismo to impress the girls, but it ain't workin' out so hot. Well, except for Mr. Potatohead, the missus looks pretty smitten.

Where's Bo Peep? I hear you ask. I figure, with Trixie there, I'd try to keep the timeline going -- plus, Dolly don't get no love. I like her. She's wry. She could probably sit and dubiously appraise the boys as they flexed all day. And you know, Bo Peep always thought Woody was smokin' hot, so where's the challenge in that?

I love Rex workin' his tiny little arms! When we were kids, my sister and I would do the "Tyrannosaurus Waltz", where we'd pull our arms into our sleeves so just our hands stuck out, then we'd make wee claws with two fingers and dance. It still cracks me up to think about it.

This was a blast. These guys are ridiculous. Mrs. Potatohead has Bette Davis eyes.

Be nice in the comments or you get dumped.


props: all characters © Disney/Pixar
materials: ink, paper + PS7
music: Salt N Pepa, "Shoop"

_{Ooh.
How you doin' baby?
No. Not you.
You.
The bowlegged one.
Yeah. What's your name?
Damn, baby... That sounds SEXY.}